name: Barack Hussein Obama

title: President of the United States of America

planet: Earth

country: United States of America

alien assessment:
progressive agenda pleases the alien council. the obvious upgrade of intelligence at the presidential position will make dealing with earths dominant empire much more tolerable. excitement over obama's visit to the alien capital city is almost as high as when "bubba" came 16 earth years ago. george bush's visit created speculation that the earth's human species was in a developmental regression trend. barack has restored hope in the human experiment. funding will not be cut as expected. the supreme council will restore it's original agenda, which it had to abandon 8 years ago (due to w's lack of comprehension skills and intellect).

meeting agenda:
overview of treaties and alliances between our planets. introduce new "l-o-t-f-w-o-e" (leader of the free world on earth) to our people and to the capital city.

strengths:
1). appeals to most people on planet earth
(sans radical muslims, gun-carrying-white males living below the mason-dixon line & republicans from texas)
2). he's not "w"
3). always thinks "yes, he can"
4). good peripheral vision in his transition game

weaknesses:
1). smokes tobacco (not good example to youth)
2). always thinks "yes, he can"
3). couple of skeletons in his past that have yet to surface(?)
4). can't go right when covered by a taller point guard
5). thinks he's a two- guard, thinks shot first - then pass.

code name: "lefty"