name: george w. bush

title: president of the united states of america

planet: earth

country: united states of america

alien assessment:
most difficult stretch of the "human experiment" since dealing with the emperor nero. alien supreme council amazed by the simplicity of w. council also fed up with george's referring to them as the "blue man group" and calling the supreme leader "little blue fella". their assessment is that his earthly diplomacy has been damaged by his compulsion to give everyone, including other world leaders, a nickname. w's current administration nearly caused the end of the "human project" due to evidence of possible "evolutionary regression". particular notice was paid to the behavior of the v.p., dick. he is obviously regressing. alien council supreme leader's mother thinks george w is charming and good intentioned. this fact, saved his butt.

meeting agenda:
send george back to texas and wipe his memory clean of sensitive security details. pre-analysis results conclude that he has retained almost none of the information that has been given to him. we have assigned a junior memory agent to do the "grey matter zapping". this will save the council on payroll expense. the supreme leader invested council funds with bernie madoff, so things are tight. budget cuts are needed.

strengths:
1). ignorance is bliss
2). does what daddy tells him
3). when daddys not around, does what laura tells him

weaknesses:
1). *list too long to note.

code name: "dub-el-ya"